It took me an hour and a half to write a four line email to an adult
You look so beautiful with your back to me. You turn around a give me a one look vasectomy. I whisper in your ear “Don’t you ever disappear” and you whisper back “Don’t you ever fucking touch me!”
Best memory 2013 it lasted 10 seconds but it was perfect ty
*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?